110+ Easter Puns And Jokes that will crack up with ultimate laugh

Easter is that magical time of year when spring finally wins the argument with winter, flowers start showing off, chocolate becomes a food group, and everyone pretends they’re only eating one more marshmallow Peep “for the kids.” It’s a holiday built on resurrection, renewal, bunnies that apparently lay chocolate eggs, and enough pastel colors to make a unicorn jealous. But let’s be honest — the real reason we love Easter? It gives us the perfect excuse to unleash an absolute avalanche of terrible, wonderful, egg-ceptional puns that make dads everywhere proud and teenagers roll their eyes so hard they risk permanent damage.

There’s something deeply satisfying about a well-timed Easter pun. It’s low-hanging fruit (or should we say low-hanging carrot?), instantly understandable, and guaranteed to produce either uncontrollable laughter or a dramatic groan — both of which count as victories in the pun world. Whether you’re hiding eggs, stuffing baskets, dyeing eggs with the kids, or just trying to survive brunch with extended family, a perfectly placed “Hoppy Easter!” or “Some bunny loves you” can turn an ordinary moment into pure comedy gold.

This article is your one-stop basket for over 200 fresh, funny, and occasionally fowl Easter puns and jokes updated for 2025. From classic chick puns to brand-new bunny burners, egg puns that will crack you up, and religious-themed jokes that stay respectful while still being silly, we’ve got you covered. Save this page, bookmark it, screenshot it — whatever you do, keep it handy for Easter cards, Instagram captions, lunchbox notes, or that moment when the family Zoom gets awkwardly quiet.

Classic Egg Puns

1. I’m egg-hausted from hiding all these eggs.
2. That’s all it’s cracked up to be!
3. Don’t yolk with me.
4. You’re egg-ceptional!
5. Egg-scuse me?!
6. Stay on the sunny side up.
7. You’re poaching all my best lines.
8. I’m dye-ing over here.
9. That idea is egg-cellent!
10. Let’s shell-ebrate!
11. Don’t be a hard-boiled egg.
12. I’m totally egg-static!
13. That pun was egg-actly what I needed.
14. You crack me up.
15. Last one to the egg hunt is a rotten egg!
16. I’m egg-cited for Easter!
17. Hope your Easter is egg-stra special.
18. Egg-cuse me while I kiss the sky.
19. That’s egg-sactly right.
20. Don’t put all your eggs in one basket… unless it’s Easter!

Bunny & Rabbit Puns

21. Hoppy Easter!
22. Some bunny loves you.
23. Some bunny needs chocolate.
24. No bunny compares to you.
25. Have a hoppy day!
26. I carrot about you a whole bunch.
27. Bunny, I’m home!
28. Don’t worry, be hoppy.
29. What an egg-citing bunny day!
30. Some bunny’s been eating all my candy.
31. You’re ear-resistible.
32. Lettuce celebrate — the Easter Bunny is coming!
33. I whip my hare back and forth.
34. Every bunny needs some bunny sometimes.
35. Hopping down the bunny trail.
36. Some bunny thinks you’re awesome.
37. You make me hoppy.
38. Bunny kisses and Easter wishes.
39. I’m all ears today.
40. Feeling ear-responsible for all this candy.

Chick Puns

41. Chick me out!
42. You’re one chick magnet.
43. Happy Chick-ster!
44. Chick it out — the eggs are here!
45. That’s a real chick-flick.
46. Hey chicka chicka chicka!
47. Little chick is growing up so fast.
48. Quit chickening out!
49. Chick this out — brand new Easter basket!
50. You’re a real cool chick.

Religious & Resurrection Puns (Respectful Edition)

51. He is risen… and so is the price of chocolate!
52. Jesus has risen — let’s get crackin’!
53. Rolling away the stone? That’s how we roll on Easter.
54. Let’s give ’em something to crucifix-ion about — bad puns!
55. Risen indeed… now where’s my coffee?
56. The tomb was empty… just like my wallet after Easter shopping.
57. He is risen — time to rise and shine!
58. Easter: the original comeback story.
59. Jesus took a three-day weekend and came back better than ever.
60. That resurrection was no yolk!

Basket & Candy Puns

61. Have an egg-stra sweet Easter!
62. You’re my favorite peep.
63. Don’t worry, Peeps — I’ve got you covered in chocolate.
64. Jelly glad we’re friends.
65. I’m hollow inside… said every chocolate bunny.
66. Basket case of emotions right now.
67. You’re the jelly to my bean.
68. Life is what you bake it — especially Easter cookies.
69. Cadbury yourself in chocolate.
70. What a sweet basket of blessings!

Spring & General Easter Jokes

71. Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose? Because the powder puff is on the other end!
72. What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker.
73. How does Easter end? With the letter R!
74. What do you call a sleeping egg? Egg-zausted.
75. Why can’t you tease Easter eggs? They might crack up.
76. What day do eggs hate the most? Fry-day.
77. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a bunny with glasses?
78. What do you call a line of rabbits jumping backwards? A receding hare-line.
79. Why did the Easter egg hide? He was a little chicken.
80. What do you get if you cross a rabbit with shellfish? An oyster bunny!

More Fresh 2025 Easter Puns (Just Hatched)

81–220 (Here are 140 more to get you past 220 total — mix and match!):

81. Egg-cited for brunch?

82. Let’s get this par-tea started — Easter edition.

83. Some bunny’s been hitting the gym… look at those bunny hops!

84. I’m egg-speriencing major FOMO if I miss the hunt.

85. You’re one in a melon… wait, wrong holiday. You’re one in a dozen!

86. Feeling egg-stra today.

87. Egg puns are how eye roll.

88. Hoppy to see you!

89. Don’t stop be-leafing in the Easter Bunny.

90. Lettuce turnip the beet — Easter dance party!

91. Egg-cuse my French… toast for Easter breakfast.

92. Chick-fil-A who? It’s Easter Sunday!

93. I’m absolutely hopping mad for candy.

94. You’re ear-relevant to my interests.

95. Some bunny call the doctor — I’m dying (of laughter).

96. Egg-cellent choice of Easter bonnet.

97. Hare today, gone tomorrow.

98. That’s un-egg-ceptable!

99. Egg-sploring new Easter traditions.

100. You’re my best-egg friend.

101. Shell-shocked by how good these puns are.

102. Baskin-Robbins? Nah, Baskin-Easter!

103. Hop-tical illusion — the bunny’s faster than he looks.

104. I’m totally egg-noring my diet today.

105. Chick magnet status: activated.

106. Bunny money — that’s what I’m spending on candy.

107. Egg-stremely grateful for spring break.

108. Hare-raising adventure ahead!

109. You’re egg-straordinary.

110. Hoppy hour starts now.

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Conclusion: 

Easter puns are the linguistic equivalent of finding a full-size candy bar in your basket when you were expecting a jelly bean — pure, unexpected joy. They’re corny, they’re predictable, they make sophisticated adults groan like teenagers, and yet every single year we dust them off, add a few new ones, and fire them at our loved ones with reckless abandon. Why? Because Easter itself is a holiday of hope, rebirth, and ridiculous traditions (a giant bunny delivering eggs? Come on). The puns match the vibe perfectly — lighthearted, colorful, a little over-the-top, and impossible to take too seriously.

In a world that often feels heavy, Easter puns are tiny reminders to laugh at the absurdity of it all. They cross generations: grandparents love them, kids repeat them endlessly, and even the cool teens secretly smirk. They work in texts, on cards, in sermons, at brunches, and whispered during egg hunts. Best of all, they’re inclusive — whether you celebrate the religious significance, the pagan roots, the chocolate coma, or all three, there’s an Easter pun with your name on it.

So this Easter, don’t hold back. Be the person who makes the whole table groan with a perfectly timed “Hoppy Easter!” Be the friend who texts “Some bunny loves you” at 7 a.m. Be the parent who hides pun notes in eggs. Because years from now, no one will remember exactly what was in the basket, but they’ll definitely remember how hard they laughed.

Now go forth and pun responsibly… or irresponsibly. We won’t judge. Just don’t be surprised when someone throws a marshmallow Peep at your head.

Hoppy Easter, every bunny! 🐰🥚🐣